I received this "12 Gays of Christmas" in my email from a colleague at work. I supposed that this is the gay version of 12 Days of Christmas song. I actually did not understand those words, but I think it's worth posting the lyrics here.
yung first gay nung krismas, giniblab sa lola mo, jisang island boi na gwapo
so yung second gay nung krismas, binigay sa lola mo, dalawang lip shimmer
at jisang island boi na gwapo
at yung terd gay nung krismas, nilibre'ng lola mo, tatlong itlog ng pugo
dalawang lip shimmer
at jisang island boi na gwapo (ang duduki sa parola!!! GO!)
yung fort gay nung krismas, ni-retohan lola mo, apat na bagito
trilogy ng pugo (cheappanggang bakla!!!)
dalawang lip shimmer
at jisang island boi na gwapo
eh yung pip gay nung krismas, may nag show sa lola mo, payb dancing queens!!!
kyopat na bagetz (bantay bata itu!)
toknene
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo
yung pang-sikst gay nung krismas, binigay sa lola mo, six bra na strapless
payb dancing queens!!!
chumuva ng bagetz (hello, tina monson palma ...)
toknene
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo
at yung sebent gay nung krismas, mi-nake over lola mo, gandang ricky reyes
free bra na strapless
payb dancing queens!!!
chumuva ng bagetz
toknene (sarap ... nung bagetz!!!)
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo
eh yung eighth gay nung krismas, na-payb six ang lola mo, 8 percent na tubo
win si mama ricky (ang ganda!!!)
free bra na strapless
payb dancing queens!!!
chumuva ng bagetz
toknene
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo
yung pang-siyam na gay nung krismas nagsanla sa lola mo, siyam na chepeka
8 percent ang tubo
win si mama ricky
free bra na strapless ( para san yan???)
payb dancing queens!!!
chumuva ng bagetz
toknene
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo
en yung tent gay nung krismas, na-windang ang lola mo, sampung bi na curious
siyam na chepeka (punyetang chepeka yan!!!)
8 percent ang tubo
win si mama ricky
free bra na straplesspayb dancing queens!!!
chumuva ng bagetz
toknene
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo
gift nung elebent gay nung krismas, trinangkasong lola mo, sa onseng masahista
ten bi na curious
siyam na chepeka
8 percent ang tubo
win si mama ricky
free bra na strapless
payb dancing queens!!!
chumuva ng bagetz
toknene
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo
sa pan-doseng gay nung krismas, na-inggit ang lola mo, gandang retokada
onseng masahista
ten bi na curious
siyam na chepeka
8 percent ang tubo
win si mama ricky
free bra na strapless
payb dancing queens!!!
chumuva ng bagetz
toknene
dalawang lip gloss
at jisang island boi na gwapo!!!
namamakla poooooooooooo!!!
