INDAY JOKES PART 2





The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

-nag-eexplain si inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
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“Nurture others with positive truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn’t cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words.”

-sagot ni inday sa amo nya na di xa pinautang at minura-mura pa!
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“Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rain and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market”

-sagot ni inday samin kung bakit walang KangKong sa nilutong sinigang
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I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber. Though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberent emotional glue i have for you,cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance

-INDAY, nag eemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si dodong,ang bf nia..
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“potatoes, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar…when cooked in high temperature like french fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing ageing, clotting, inflammation, cancer, wait guys… 1 french fry is worse than 1 cigarette

-inday (sagot nya sa amo nung tanungin xa kung bakit di sya nagluto ng french fries) nutritionist din pala si inday
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Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat which is the steel,causing the Oriza Sativa to change it’s state of color,smell as well as the taste.”

-sagot ni inday ng tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.
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Listening to the nonsense talk about someone’s life is a pathetic way of entertainment..it doesn’t contribute to the good of society..i hate character assassinators!..

-reklamo ni inday nang natsismis siya ng kapitbahay.
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Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce..
Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil ..
Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests..

-mga baon ni junjun sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday. SOSYAL!!!
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Ich bin jetzt berühmt geworden dürch diesen Pexer.Mach weiter so,das gefällt mir!!!

(naging sikat ako ngayon gawa ng pexer, pagpatuloy ninyo gusto ko yan)
-Si Inday marunong din pala maggerman!!
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Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

-sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.
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