INDAY: Success is often the result of taking misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you somebody who has never achieved much.

AMO: Impostora! Lumayas ka dito!
INDAY: Physical and excessive work may result to serious damage to ones body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had-Sabi ni Inday sa Amo nya nung humingi sya ng day off
AMO: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sira na silya?

INDAY: I have computed the chair’s value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pretax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is an accordance with PAS18 on revenue, PAS16 on PPE, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets.

AMO: *fainted*
-Si Inday talaga, accountant din pala!
“The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!”
-ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)
“La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?
-si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España
“Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”
-reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia
“Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution! “-si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate… (Taray talaga ni Inday!
Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area? It could lead to blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness?
-pinagalitan ni inday si junior sa sobrang lapit manood ng kokey! (wahahahaha!)
Thank you for calling. This is Indigh. How can I provide you world class service today?
-Inday. Nag-call center na. Finally!
“Don’t limit my capacity in the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.”
-Inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw isama sa Enchanted Kingdom .
“i pity you for you have degraded you’re very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth. and i hope tha one day you’ll realize that you should not use humans as means of your ends. as what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “treat a man as an end in himself”.!
-sagot ni inday sa holdaper na nanghoholdap sa kanya.

Shut up,because if you don’t, the bullet in this gun will rest upon your empty head!
– sagot holdaper –
ang sosyal na talaga nila!!!
Dear Inday,

I’m sorry to inform you that your resignation was denied by the upper management due to your contract of 5 years or make love with the amo clause. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

Yours truly,

Dear Sir/Madam,

Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.

- si inday, nagpapaalam bumili ng bagong electric fan

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