Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well-engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
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Employer: Why is the food salty?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically, and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
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Baon ni Junjun sa school:
-drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce
-vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil
-lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests
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Reaction sa palengke vendor nang malamang kulang ng 2 guhit ang nabiling tilapia
“How dare you insulate that I could tolerate such a diabolical insult from a crap of humanity such as you! I would rather be deceived than to talk with you! You haven’t heard the last of me yet you scoundrel, you nincompoop! You fiendish creature!”
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When Inday goes to the public market:
“Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to procure and purchase your household essentials. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which I also monitor in ANC on a regular basis.“
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Inday asking for a dayoff:
“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had.”
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Doña Anna: Inday, ba’t sinisipon si Junior?
Inday: He came in direct contact with surfaces contaminated with rhinoviruses which entered the cells of the lining of his nasopharynx which in turn rapidly multiplied. Thus, giving him a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system called acute viral nasopharyngitis.
Amo: What? Tumawag ka ng ambulansya! Bilis!
Inday: Hayy, you’re so ignorant. As if you have not been afflicted with the common cold in the course of your existence.
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“Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area? It could lead to blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness?
- Inday’s words upon seeing that Junior was watching too close to the television.
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